When you get a higher score than the smartest person in class..
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This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
this is like literally my favorite thing on the internet
(Source: lindsaylohanthony)
i have to see this movie again, don’t i…
Never not reblog the president holding a lightsaber.
Master Obama, Jedi Knight.
We have the coolest President ever.
look at that kid walking by, he’s all “da fuck?”
(Source: sheactslikesummerwalkslikerain)
asFJSRGKWESFHJEKWLGDSGHJK THANKS ASH
me
Too early in the morning for this. It’s 6:21am.
is it just me or does Evans have his face pressed so unnecessarily hard against the floor?
like seriously guys it looks like it’s halfway in the floor
like he thought he might find justice in there somewhere
EXCUSE YOU. THIS SHIT AIN’T THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. HE IS CAPTAIN GODDAMN AMERICA. THAT FLOOR TASTES LIKE ABS AND FREEDOM.
(Source: ringostarr-)
Realizations
I think something happened to me because I’m not really feeling the same anymore I’m not sick but remember the woman I was freaking out about recently? well I sat with her today and I realized we were acquaintances and we were never going to be anymore than that and I was okay with it and maybe it’s just the hormones of being a teenager and the angst and the lust and the facebooks and the twitters and the tumblrs but I was like I’m completely fine maybe I have some stony, manly rational side that comes out as pure undeniable INSIGHT and I understand a situation and I accept it. I mean I always knew it wasn’t going to work but I had hope that maybe she fall in love with my dashing charm and good wit and then I was like okay we’ll just be friends or to be honest awkward acquaintances who are easy going enough not to be like who and why is this freak talking to me.
echocharlie1901 asked: We have 3 days left. Are you freaking out? I'm kind of (and by 'kind of', I mean REALLY) freaking out.
I AM COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF I’M EVEN GOING TO HAVE GOOD ENOUGH GRADES TO GET ANY SCHOLARSHIPS AT ALL <- LATE AREN’T I?!??!?! AND IF IT IS EVEN POSSIBLE TO EVEN GET A JOB ANYMORE?!?!?!? AND HONESTLY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!!!
Fangirling/boying/maning
So I was watching icarly at my fake aunt’s house yesterday happy mother’s day btwwwww and they made a Doctor Who reference and I had a mini heart attack slash seizure in which I didn’t know if I should happily accept this fantastic two minutes of television history or if I should mass text everyone in my contacts the glorious news!! P.S. Does anyone else feel like Steven Moffat has written everything under the sun??!?!?!?!?!!?!
